Dec 18 2008
Blackhawks take a huge step back
I was watching the news today and on it was the report of the construction of a hockey rink at Wrigley Field. I know I said before that I was going to try and watch more Hawks games, but now I am just going to loath them. What was wrong with U.S. Cellular Field?? If the Hawks want to be cursed, go ahead, play at Wrigley and hear about the goddamed goat, and ivy, and Bartman and all the BS Cub fans talk about instead of watching the game. They said that all the tickets were sold already, and if figures, it gives Cub fans another reason to drink, not watch a game, and be retarded. I hope the Hawks players don’t expect any real hockey fans to be at that game, it will just be a bunch of over earning yuppies, drinking that piss called Old Style, eating cold brats and wondering what inning the hockey game is in. I swear to God, if Ronnie Santo stumbles out there, I’m going to pray that somehow his lips freeze to his metal legs and he shuts the %^$&# up forever. Do you think they are going to bronze those things in the Hall of Fame someday….based on the HOF voting these days, nope. Sorry Ronnie, this old Cub sucked too bad to be voted in, voters care more about how you played rather than how you can’t walk. (yes, it will be very hot where I end up when I die, but I still hate everything Cubs)
I was taking my puppy for a walk and he was sliding on the ice and then he squat to piss and crap on the ice and I thought of what a wonderful idea for Wrigley’s ice rink. I can’t wait to hear about some crazy blue wearing, Harry Carey worshipping, brain dead Cub fan’s girlfriend to ask if Patrick Kane just hit a homerun. Are they going to bring out those old guys to play the instruments I wonder?? See the Hawks are kinda good this year and have no business playing in that older than dirt, crap shack called Wrigley Field. Another reason I hate the Cubs, Moises Alou, the dude who pisses on his hands (literally yes, there was a story in SI about it) who yelled at Bartman when he didn’t catch that foul ball, came out and said that he wouldn’t have caught it anyway. That poor kid, a hero in my book, went through hell, and numb nuts Alou comes out now and says he sucked. I hope something with that sale goes terribly wrong and the Cubbies have to fold and all their retard fans go the way of Jim Jones and drink the Koolaid. ML
