Twelve Step Sports Addict

As you have read in my earlier post, I have some time on my hands between the hundreds of applications I am filling out, and watching Sports Center. While watching the American flagship sports show, I realized that the Phillies are playing the Rays in the fall classic. Although I am sad that my White Sox couldn’t get it done, I am even more glad not to see those transgender ass clowns called the Chicago Cubs in the world series either. Just think Cub fans, the Rays have been in the league for a whole 10 years. Just a decade, and the Cubs have not won a series in 100 years.  Wow. What a tradition of losers. I must admit, I hate the Rays, and not only because they beat my beloved White Sox, but for many reasons. First off is that stupid looking Joe Maddon, their manager, that looks likes like a cross between Clark Kent and the Hanson brothers (from Slapshot, not the boy band). Joe looks like he should be wearing a pocket protector and getting a wedgy from Ozzie Guillen as Lou Pinella dumps his head into a toliet. Well, maybe Lou has his head in the toliet looking to see where his season went.  Keep looking Lou, you flushed that down two months earlier. Although Joe Maddon looks like one of those nerds that will finally lose it one day and shoot up the ballpark with an uzi after a bad loss. Then there is the phenom Evan Longoria. Yes, this man has talent, but I guess you have to when you have the same name as Desperate Housewife star. Not to mention that no fan in Tampa Bay deserves to have a world series. I will give the retard Cub fans this, at least they pile off the short bus to watch the games and drink their piss flavored beer and cold hotdogs. Tampa Bay was only averaging 16,000 people in attendance at home games. That’s pathetic, now they get to sell out. For one, I am cheering for the Phillies, one because I hate Tampa Bay, and I want to see a NL team win, just again to prove how pathetic the Cubs are.  Cub fans, yes, your team had the biggest collapse ever, (Tampa Bay avoided that by manning up and beat the Red Sox), and yes, you will never see a world series, this was the year, and it was blown. Somewhere at the Cubbie Bear, there is some guy making up that cyanide laced Koolaid, don’t drink it folks, I will enjoy watching you cry next year.

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