Oct 05 2008
Guess it’s gonna be at least 101 years!!
Well, my Cub bashing continues in full form as the North siders got swept out of the playoffs by the Dodgers and I could not have been happier. Part of me wanted to start setting off fireworks outside my house after Soriano struck out to end “the year.” Many people are saying, including experts, that this is the worst Cub collaspe of all time. Just think, 100 years without a world series, best record in baseball, one of the best home records in baseball, and a HUGE payroll, including two of the series goats, Fukodome and Soriano. I love it. Then, the icing on the cake, just showed how stupid the Cubs players are. Soriano actually had the balls to come out and ask the fans to be patient!! That they have a good team and they will get better!! What an idiot, when I read that, I thought he must have been joking. I am sure it will take another week before most of those retard Cub fans even realize that their team was eliminated, between hangovers and being peeled off the bathroom floor at the Cubbie Bear, but it is so sweet. What makes this even more euphoric for is the crap that was talked all year about how much better the Cubs were than the Sox. Hey, my Sox won today at home. They got one better than the best team in baseball, and guess what, I got to see a world series win 3 years ago. Just think, some old man could be 90 and a Cubs fan, and me, at 28, has witnessed more joy in baseball than him. The Cubs have no one to blame but their scrotumless selves. They complained about the pressure….pressure??? Yeah, the millions you are making to hit a baseball and not commit 6 errors is pressure. I would love that kind of pressure to come home and never have to worry about paying a bill, or doing my own laundry, or whatever it is those cry babies do when they get home. So, I have decided that if the White Sox get eliminated, which unfortunately will probably be the case at some point this October, I am rooting for the Dodgers. Go Joe Torre!! Although I think Manny Rameriez is a flaky turd, I would like to see Torre win a world series, so he can call up George Steinbrenner and give him a Bronx cheer….Go Sox, win tomorrow and make Tampa win at home again…..ML
As a Cub fan, I am ready to hear all of White Soxdom brag about their win and the Cubs collapse, but that comes with the territory. But Soriano saying “be patient” makes me want to crawl through the television and strangle his non-English speaking ass. Maybe he should be more patient in his 0-22 in October. Sell the team, sell the players, and let’s have a shitty Cubs team we know isn’t going to win so we can all be happy again.